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The Republican Party wants to know if I’m better off than I was four years ago. I’m not. But, according to them, isn’t that my own damn fault anyway?

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Article 8

Some people say that Obama didn’t do the things he “really” wanted to do in his first term so that he could get re-elected but if he had then he wouldn’t need to get re-elected.

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Article 7

When you vote for the Green Party you don’t throw your vote away, you compost it.

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Third Party Presidential Candidates

Co-written with Alison Stevenson Sure we’d all like a voice in government but influencing one of the two major candidates can cost a fortune. But wait, off brand third party candidates can be bought at...

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Article 5

Do you know why I think Obama will be re-elected? Because people are afraid of change.

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Article 4

If I were a cartoonist during the 1908 election I would hand in a blank piece of paper and say, “It is too small to draw Howard Taft.”

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Article 3

Finally got around to registering as a sex offender.

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Article 2

I think it’s just now becoming safe to admit that I didn’t vote.

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Article 1

If conservatives initiated a War on Poverty it would probably involve real guns.

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Article 0

If you take a militant approach expect a militant response.

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